Sunday, March 16, 2014

Hey you with the eyeballs! Yes, you.

Somewhere in here is a very inspiring and compelling picture of whatever body of water borders Larrabee State Park. Because the html is very graciously provided for me, I have become lazy with the knowing how to do it manually part. I clicked the "center alignment" radio button so it's either in the very middle of this blog or centered above this group of text. Ahem. Now that the formalities have been exchanged, let us achieve what one famous person is known to have once uttered so profusely and in its entirety. To the showers! Wait, no. Let's eat! That's not quite it either. Bon voyage! *Disclaimer: there is no famous person, nor will there be, nor was there ever at any point in reference to any utterances of any sort of profundity or length. Take this as you might. When was the last time you attempted to help a school-aged child with math? Do monkeys blink like bats? Just how many latte possibilities exist before one's heart implodes? Have you ever really considered the benefits of hand cream? In your favorite day dream, do the animals talk and sing? Are there animals? Why are they morally opposed to singing? WHY?! What exactly would Jesus do if he encountered the world of smart phones? That last bit is a serious muse. It won't happen again, I promise. Maybe. The color green. Where did Janis Joplin really go? How many kids will be named Bobby McGee in the coming year? How many of you understand that reference to music culture? Define culture. Hah hah hah that's a terrible answer! I'm just kidding, it's a lovely answer and everybody matters in their own special way. Has anybody in the room (raise your hand nice and high now) ever thought of or ingested willingly Emergen-C popsicles? It's a great idea that needs attempting. Now o'clock is good. One of these days I'll...well it won't ever happen if I keep planning for "one of these days" now will it? Free-write warm-up complete. Commence actual blog entry. Actual Blog Entry Nope. Got nuthin'. The above mind meanderings will have to do until next time, dearies. Off I takes meself to mine pillow cool and dreams divine. Cheers and be off with ye! Adventures call and your name's the loudest reply!